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leplastiquedick:

"what dat mouth do baby"

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone cute but they’re straight

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